SimonB

Just when everyone thought Vernon Koekemoer was a fake, pictures and even videos have started making the rounds on the internet showing Vernon live in person. Yes guys, Vernon Koekemoer is a real living South African and if I may say so he really makes Chuck Norris look small.

Here’s a interesting story I just came across - According to Klaas Van Tonder “Vernon Koekemoer recently lost one of his shoes while wrestling lions somewhere in the Kalahari, yes guys even Vernon wears shoes! A few weeks later a friend of a friend of mine discovered the shoe while sand boarding in the Kalahari, he thought the shoe could only belong to Chuck Norris. Luckily while watching a recent episode of Isidingo, it struck him, this could very well be Vernon’s shoe. A few days later, Vernon and his missing shoe were re-united”.

I also heard via the grape vine that fring recently sent Vernon a fring enabled handset because they thought he was a cool oke, ok ok, so maybe thats not the reason they sent it to him… The actual reason was because they feared he would “Koekemoer” them if they didn’t. Anyway as the story goes, Vernon returned the handset within a few days, saying he was suffering to push the buttons, according to sources close to Vernon, he was seen a couple of times “Koekemoering” the knoppies but with no luck.

Vernon, from what I hear, no bigger handsets are available earth wide, so fring has opted to send you a special fring vest, custom made just for you, the vest will be shipped to you ASAP.

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